Reality Bites Warner Bros.


Warner Bros., the television-and-movies subsidiary of Time Warner, is stepping up efforts to cash in on the big-money, low-budget industry of Reality -- reality television, that is. The company intends to launch a TV production unit, called Warner Horizon Television, to produce even lower budget reality television programs.

And how does Warner Horizon Television plan to lower the cost of the already pathetically cheap reality television shows?

Well, according to Peter Roth, President of Warner Bros. Television, the studio will limit taping days, shooting locations and "talent" pay. This new production model will reduce costs to about $500,000 less per episode than what a "traditional" (read: watchable) TV show costs per episode.

If you're interested, Warner Horizon, I have a couple of ideas for some very low-budget reality shows:

1. A reality television show centering around homeless people.

Advantages

  • You could pay the "stars" in booze and aluminum cans. 
  • Location costs would be basically negligible since you could film the show in basically any city in America, maybe even Canada, so you could use non-union staff.

2. A reality television show following the workday of average bureaucrats.

Advantages

  • All the bureaucrats I've ever met are more than happy to complain about their jobs and their co-workers for FREE, so you could basically draw a line through the "talent pay" line on your budget.
  • Office supplies, office supplies, office supplies!

We should talk, Warner Horizon. Have your people call me. Really.

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