Bomb explodes at eBay's PayPal headquarters on Halloween night

We have good news and we have bad news.

The good news is that no one was injured in the bomb blast at Paypal headquarters.

The bad news is that now Law Enforcement is going to be asking a lot of questions.

In situations such as these, the first question that cops ask is:

"Do you have any enemies?"

Of course Paypal will assure law enforcement that they have no enemies and everyone loves them.

Next, the cops will begin an extensive web search for terms such as:

Paypal,
Sucks,
Steals,
Lies,
Robs,
etc...

Upon searching those terms, they shall surprisingly uncover the tens of thousands of unique complaints regarding customer interaction with Paypal which are splattered all over this here internet.

They shall tally the complaints.

They shall chart the offenses.

They shall total the revenue losses.

Then, they shall decide on a course of action. It shall most probably be initiated with a statement similar to this:

"Ummm Paypal... We've got a problem."





Oh, and in case anyone wonders, I like cops and I hate bombs.


So YOU little *sigh* can kiss my former Wisconsin State Certified Officer of the Court...A##.

We'll wait here while you fail to find yours with both hands.



Have a nice day!

Gary E. Sattler

Hmmm more heat than light I fear, the action of someone in the bombing is unacceptable, and thankfully no one was injured.

However the previous comments only serve to highlight the considerable bad feeling towards eBay and its subsidiary PayPal. In some respects I can understand the bombers frustration because metaphorically both ebay and PayPal need a bomb up their backside to get them to wake up to what they are doing to the place. How a corporation can get so many people annoyed in such a short space of time is amazing.

Unfortunately there isn't many major businesses that can avoid the attentions of a nutter at times. Shall we let the police do their job and see what the outcome is?

We've all seen the endless and repetitive posts made by the dynamic duo and there's no need to point out the lack of quality or genuine content. If we ever see a comment from either of them containing some worthwhile insight, considered analysis or an objective viewpoint then we will know it's time to take them seriously. Until then...

Interesting analysist, Alex...

I have taken the appropriate steps, within my rights as a US citizen to stop the continued defamation of character that is occuring on this blog...

And referring back to the topic at hand, one of the speculations surrounding this horrendous attack on PP HQs is that this could possibly be an inside job to promote media attention for PP and eBay...

Interesting speculation...

Mr Sattler
I laughed so hard at your last post I almost fell off my chair! That was fantastic!
Michelle
Kudos to you dear woman. You have fortitude and SCRUPLES . Something I do believe Sigh has never heard off.
Helen
Very well said and thank you!
Alex
Your writtings are very enjoyable and to the point!
Dan
You say it like it is and with class.

Most of the posters here are very intellegent and well spoken people.

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