On a somewhat related note, Taco Bell has considered starting a breakfast menu at their restaurants. Interesting... :)

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT Emilio Paletta Author copyright 2006 Food-chain rhetoric has become common place. Beginning with the fish scare, referred to as "The Tuna Wars," the FDA warned of high levels of mercury in the supply. They scared the daylights out of those employed in the fishing industry, not to mention Charley the Tuna. Fearful, many fishermen switched professions becoming Air Traffic Controllers. Not content with screwing up the fishing industry, the FAA asserted these new recruits were taking cat naps while on the job. Is there no rest for the weary? Unions jumped into the fray claiming controllers never nap, but instead remain hard on the job, following guidelines set by former president Bill Clinton; while in the oval office. Soon after the mad cow calamity stampeded onto the scene. Oprah dedicated an entire show to' Mad Cow Disease,' branding cattlemen as irresponsible, for giving the public a bum steer. She cautioned loyal fans not to eat hamburger. Cattlemen went berserk, demanding Oprah's hide. After thousands of cattle ranchers sued Oprah, during an interview she changed her tune saying,
" Mad Cow Disease,' What udder nonsense! "


Next to take flight was avian flu. Poultry farmers were warned to contact their physician in the event they themselves, developed a sudden urge to crap on automobile windshields! " What if my wife's canary is pooping on my reading glasses; while napping," asked one farmer? The FDA advised him to make sure his wife's canary never dozes off! When something like this occurs someone always cashes in. Have you noticed how vaccine maker's stocks have been flying lately? Which brings us to the E coli scare? The FDA warned supermarkets to dump spinach products. Agent Penelope Twit sought help from Mexican authorities familiar with Montezuma's revenge, hoping they could put and end to the shituation. Twit contacted Popey for a second opinion?" He responded by singing," I am what I am, I eat mine from the can, I'm Popey the sailorman, Poop! Poop!" It's a shame at the time of the 'Mad Cow' scare, Oprah didn't call on Popey's sidekick Wimpy to solve her ham-bug-her dilemma. The next sticky issue facing the FDA will most likely be ' Crazy Glue' sniffing. After all isn't it a fact, glue is made from the hooves of horses that have gone loco? www.neversayuncle.com paletta4788@aol.com

Kindly cancel my blog. I have changed my mind And do not wish to participate. Thank you kindly Emil Paletta 12/11/06