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According to our sister blog Styledash, in one of the most self-ironic announcements of the year the trashmeisters of the Girls Gone Wild video empire have announced they will launch a new clothing collection. Planned attire includes swimsuits, sweats, sandals and (wait for it!) tops.This caused me to wonder if we at Bloggingstocks might not be missing some product marketing opportunities. For example:
- Blog-S Stock Decision Facilitation Device (SDFD). Just like the one I use-- a two-sided coin with Alan Greenspan on one side and Scrooge McDuck on the other.
- Blog-S Rose-colored Glasses. For the bulls in the audience.
- Blog-S "The End is Near" t-shirts. Available in bear-able sizes.
- Blog-S Sea Salt. So you'll always have a grain handy to accompany market advice.
- Blog-S Eye Drops. Because we know you sit at your PC 24/7 waiting for our next post.
- The Blog-S Center for treatment of Obsessive-Compulsive Behavior. Not that any of us obsess over our investments...
- Blog-S Investor's Diapers. Astronaut-tested, for those times when the key piece of financial info is due any second, and leaving your workstation could cost you big bucks.
- Blog-S Carpal Tunnel Pads. Since the staff needs them anyway, any production overrun we sell to you will just be gravy.
- Blog-S Champagne. We love the bubble! For those big upturns.
- Blog-S Handkerchiefs. For those 'minor market corrections'.
- The Blog-S Guide to America's Highest Bridges and Tallest Buildings. For those REALLY big downturns.
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