Girls Gone Wild flashes onto fashion scene

Posted Feb 20th 2007 3:00PM by Tom Barlow
Filed under: Products and Services

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According to our sister blog Styledash, in one of the most self-ironic announcements of the year the trashmeisters of the Girls Gone Wild video empire have announced they will launch a new clothing collection. Planned attire includes swimsuits, sweats, sandals and (wait for it!) tops.

This caused me to wonder if we at Bloggingstocks might not be missing some product marketing opportunities. For example:

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