Take that, New York. See you later, Pennsylvania. New Jersey is home to the safest city in America -- and many of the most dangerous ones, too. Finally something to be proud of besides astronomical property taxes, political corruption and "The Sopranos."
But let's celebrate the good news first: Finally, thanks to the good people of Brick Township, New Jersey, we New Jerseyans can rebut the many, many bad jokes about our state. It may surprise people in other parts of the country to learn that there is more to the Garden State than Turnpike exits, chemical factories and Tony Soprano.
When I reached him this morning, Brick Mayor Daniel Kelly said he was pleased as punch by the designation by Morgan Quitno Press. "We take our safety very seriously," he said.
Dover and Edison Township, which like Brick are populated with New York commuters, ranked 14th and 23rd, respectively. They are all nice places to live. New Jersey has other nice areas but that's for another rant at another time.
UPDATE: Data released Sunday showed Brick as the third-safest city, behind Mission Viejo, Calif., and Clarkstown, N.Y., according to the Associated Press. Conversely, Camden was the fifth most dangerous city behind Detroit, St. Louis, Flint, Mich. and Oakland, Calif. Experts including the U.S. Conference of Mayors and the American Society of Criminologists denounced the statistics as being misleading.
But my pride in Brick was offset by my disappointment that the state didn't get recognition from publisher Morgan Quitno Press for its dangerous places. How come Camden ranked only fifth, losing top honors to St. Louis? Newark was 22nd, and our state capital Trenton was 14th.
How on earth can any list of dangerous cities not include Philadelphia?
The city of brotherly love ranks first among the country's biggest cities for the number of homicides so far this year with 84 -- ahead of New York, Chicago and Houston, according to the Philadelphia Daily News. Philadelphia did snag fifth-place honors from Morgan Quitno in the category of most dangerous cities with populations of 500,000 or more.
Interestingly, neither New York nor Los Angeles made the cut. North Dakota has been the safest state for nine out of the past 10 years. Nevada continues to be the most dangerous for three years, according to Morgan Quitno.
I am sure that throngs of tourists are now going to check out Bismark to find out why North Dakotans are so friendly. That will make it easier for me to get a reservation in Las Vegas.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
3-21-2007 @ 8:12PM
Rich said...
Why do sense sarcasm here? N.J. is not anywhere as bad as it's made out to be. I grew up in the Bronx which totally sucks now.See if you grow old and still live there anymore.THe minorities made sure they destroyed the Bronx,and any where else they could in N.Y.
11-19-2007 @ 1:00PM
LorieBX said...
First of all, NJ is a wonderful state, and I love the Jersey Shore. But Rich, as a forty-year resident of the Bronx, I'd like to thank you for moving out. NYC is the safest city in the US, and the Bronx is the home of the Yankees, City Island, with the best seafood in the city, and Arthur Ave., with the best Italian restaurants and bakeries in the city. So please, don't come back here. You would lower the entire borough's IQ.
3-22-2007 @ 7:26AM
FAS1 said...
I agree with #1! New Jersey is denigrated mainly
through ignorance and lack of intelligence. Try living up in the northwest corner of the state in
Sussex County. It is beautiful! It also may be the
last frontier of this great state. South Jersey has
lots to offer, too! Per capita income is pretty good, too! If you don't believe me, ask Judge Napolitano!!!
3-22-2007 @ 7:28AM
Halgoobs said...
I live in N.J
3-22-2007 @ 7:58AM
Joy said...
This is response to #1's racist comment. As a native New Yorker and A MINORITY I am extremely offended by what you wrote. Despite New York being the most diverse city in the country and quite possibly the world, it has managed to be one of the safest cities in the country for more than a decade now. I'm sure your comment came from the same ignorance and lack of intelligence that #2 spoke of. Koodos to New Jersey for being the safest state. New York is where everyone wants to be. Who the heck wants to be in New Jerey? What's the difference between the two? Perhaps with some more MINORITIES Jersey could develop an ounce of the appeal, pizzazz and flare New York has always had.
3-22-2007 @ 7:57AM
D Benton said...
NJ always gets a bumb rap - It is really sad that the people who have never visited need to pull their heads out of the sand. I grew up in NJ and really miss it. The beaches are just beautiful.
3-22-2007 @ 8:24AM
jim said...
If appeal, pizzazz and flare New York has always had is what you call it when its to dangerous to even travel to parts of Manhatten such as Harlem, all of the Bronx, most of Queens and Brooklyn (ah Brownsville) because of MINORITIES, I'll stick with boring Jersey.
3-22-2007 @ 8:22AM
Myke Ross said...
As a person who has lived in alot of places i think i can safely throw my two cents in here in regards to safe places.There is good and bad everywhere,and it doesnt have a color. Now in regards to previous comments made here,lets face facts.if you go into a low-income area and have to watch your back because folks who are too lazy to educate themselves and to get an honest job resort to violence to "make" ends meet...well sorry to say but it is a higher percentage of minorities doing the crimes.Now this doesnt mean that there isnt good people living here and it doesnt mean that there are no such thing as "white" crimes..its just a simple fact.I watch alot of movies and these facts are always portrayed yet no one makes a big stink about then.the bottom line is this most of the crimes are commited within a certain age group as well as a certain group of people....yet in this same catagory there are also GOOD people who want to live a decent life. And you want to know the truly sad part of all this...the crimes are usually against each other..eg black on black crimes,white on white,hispanic on hispanic.. and this is pathetic so stop playing the race card and pointing fingers at others who are simply pointing out the obivious...and take care of your own backyards!...and yes iam a "minority"
3-22-2007 @ 8:28AM
Susan Chuck said...
i grew up in nj .. moved out of there in 1999, and lived in brick, it sucks there. young kids tell business owners to go %%%% themselves, and there parents don't do a thing when you tell them of there kids behavior.
3-22-2007 @ 10:27PM
Tori said...
I never grew up in it, but New Jersey looks pretty cool.
You want intelligence and no ignorance?! COME TO ILLINOIS!! :) :) :)
3-22-2007 @ 8:47AM
BUCK MANLEY said...
NEW JERSEY? THAT CRIME INFESTED PIGPEN? I WOULDN'T
LET MY DOG LIVE THERE.
3-22-2007 @ 9:01AM
Clarice said...
Well I just want to say I totally agree with #6! If you worry more about what is going on in your own backyard, this world could be a better place all together! Americas problem is, we are always pointing the finger and worrying about what somebody else is doing. Take the steps to teach your children (all races) to respect one another, and to value property and 90% of crimes will come to an end. We need to stop blaming "the white man", drugs, and the community! It is our responsiblity as PARENTS to make sure our children grow up to be model citizens. LETS STOP POINTING THE FINGER PEOPLE!! Always remember that when you point one finger, there is three pointing back at you! Think about it!
3-22-2007 @ 9:32AM
tudor said...
New Jersey! New Jersey! Safe? All of my fraternity brothers from New Jersey were from Short Hills, went to New England prep schools and played polo. I always thought it was a "Garden State" until I saw Newark. But, like all states, my own included, there is good and bad. Ocean City and Cape May are exceptional.
3-22-2007 @ 10:30AM
Alan said...
Illinois was such a disappointment when I moved there from New Jersey. Someone posted about intelligence in Illinois. It is the LACK of it that disappointed me after living in New Jersey. BTW, I was born and raised in a sheltered life in Chicago area
3-22-2007 @ 10:31AM
Elaine said...
I grew up in the Brooklyn, NY. Moved to Nj two years ago. Guess what?? They still have guns in the school, My kids now have easier access to drugs than they did in New York. They still have problems with gangs. Every other week their is a bomb threat and a hit list, and this is elementary school I'm talking about. This was supposed to be a " safe quiet area". In New York as long as you mind your own business no one bothers you.
3-22-2007 @ 10:31AM
Gary said...
I come from NJ, Toms River (right next to Brick). I have now lived in quite a few places in this great country of ours and am finally moving back to the place I call home. Jersey. There is no comparision to the Jersey Shore, to the water front along the Hudson, to the beaches and ferries of Cape May. You will never find an area like the Pine Barrens, just exploding with natural wonders and wildlife. As a current and less enthused resident of the dismal state of Florida let me tell you, I would rather pay the astronomical taxes of NJ and be happy, healthy, and living my life than be miserable somewhere else a little cheaper. As New Jersey's unofficial spokesman to the southeast I will tell you. There is no place as friendly, beutiful, adventurous or magnificent as New Jersey and if the chance and ability to visit our great state ever presents itself, I strongly urge you to take it. Thank you.
Gary
New Jerseys Unofficial Spokesman to the Southeast
3-22-2007 @ 10:32AM
john said...
I'M SURPRISED THAT MOST OF THE SAFEST PLACES ARE ON THE EAST COAST
3-22-2007 @ 10:36AM
Sharlene said...
When we decide to stand up and unite as a country and face the problems that poverty, poor education systems and IGNORANCE develop we will finally stop pointing fingers at whom is to blame. If we begin to speak outside our own prejudices and ignorances we can realize that according to statistics most rapes and mass murders are conducted by the "white man." Now when you find yourself in the "ghetto's" of New York surrounded by minorities, regardless of who you are or the color of your skin you will be able to walk down the street at 4 AM and have NO ONE bother you. New York does not consist of the nicest people in this country but we DON'T care who you are nor what you want. (Actually, many minorities are very willing to give a lending hand as I got help from a hispanic man to dig my car out of the snow after this last snow storm) Now asking for directions in Newark is risking your life! Between the availability of drugs, guns and nothing better do New Jersey's lack of any entertainment our teen's have nothing better to do than become nasty, rude soprano wannabe's! New Jersey if you weren't so stuck up about your mediocre state you could learn a thing or too from NEW YORK!!!
3-22-2007 @ 10:36AM
john said...
I'M SURPRISED THAT SOME OF THE SAFEST PLACES ARE ON THE EAST COAST AND THAT STATES WITH BIG CITIES ARE NOT RANKED HIGHER
3-22-2007 @ 10:37AM
Sharlene said...
No one is rebutling that New Jersey is beautiful, we are discussing SAFETY! What use is a beautiful beach front if all the teens cutting school are there smoking blunts?