Paris without a network; schadenfreude ensues

Last week, I went on a bit of a rant after learning from The New York Post that General Electric's (NYSE: GE) NBC Networks was considering shelling out $1 million to book Paris Hilton's first post-prison interview. Evidently, the Post was misinformed; late last week, NBC officials denied this claim. Now the other major networks - Walt Disney's (NYSE: DIS) ABC (employer of Hilton family friend Barbara Walters) and CBS Corp.'s (NYSE: CBS) eponymous network have all abandoned thoughts of an interview with the Hilton Hotels (NYSE: HLT) heiress.

A piece in The L.A. Times over the weekend noted that the decision across the 3 major networks came after an "intense jostling" between the "news" divisions for a sit-down with the socialite, who will be released from incarceration sometime today after serving a stint for probation violations related to a drunken-driving charge.

Talking heads with the networks are scrambling to defend the integrity of their organizations. A spokeswoman with NBC noted that "NBC News doesn't pay for interviews, period," while a former senior vice president with the Peacock network's news division implied that no one should benefit financially from a stint in jail.

Time Warner (NYSE: TWX) unit CNN has now reportedly booked Hilton for a sit-down with Larry King, but is offering no compensation. According to a (free) statement offered from behind bars to Ryan Seacrest, Paris now answers to a higher power than money. "I think that God makes everything happen for a reason," she told the entertainment-news correspondent, "and this is my time to figure out what my purpose is in life."

Beth Gaston Moon is an analyst at Schaeffer's Investment Research.