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Crox -- beauty is foot deep, but ugly goes right to the bone

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I had a notion once to start a guerrilla marketing company, offering to destroy competing brands by dressing the ugliest, most loathsome people I could find in that competing brand's product.

Now, I don't mean to suggest that Dean Cain (Superboy) or G.W. Bush (Superpresidenter guy) fall into that category, but Crocs Inc. (NASDAQ: CROX) has to be a little concerned when the brand shows up on C-list actors and unpopular politicians.

This caused me to jot down a list of Crocs-killers -- people who, by adopting the footwear, could trash the brand. In no particular order --

  • Kim Il Jong
  • Larry King
  • Ziggy
  • Mike Tyson
  • Osama bin Laden (only in U.S., however)
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Joan Rivers
  • Al Gore
  • Tom Barlow (if you knew me, you'd understand.)

There's a reason trendy nightclubs have doormen to weed out us dweebs. Perhaps Crocs should consider the same.

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Last updated: November 24, 2009: 05:34 PM

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