Bill Maher's breastfeeding brouhaha: Do what's right, get in trouble


This week, I discovered how much Bill Maher is was respected by breastfeeding mamas. He represents liberal values, after all, and he's funny. He's on late-night when many of we mamas are desperately trying to calm a fussy child, or trying to regain our sense of "hip" after putting little ones to bed. But this week he reminded us all that, by doing what we've been told by pediatricians and our hippie mama circles is the "right thing" -- for the environment, for our children's health, for their brains and even for the long-term battle against obesity -- we're making enemies. Namely, Bill Maher. His rant against breastfeeding in public, especially, at Applebee's (bonehead comment of the year: "there's no principle at work here other than being too lazy to either plan ahead or cover up" -- sorry Bill, a baby's hunger just isn't the sort of thing you "plan"), showed us all that doing good is terrifically unpopular. Even, to this icon we respect, nauseating.

I remember back when I was a kid, and people were really starting to pay attention to the environment in my crunchy hippy hometown of Portland, Oregon. I also remember how embarrassed I was that my mom carried ratty cloth bags she'd made to haul our books from the library, our groceries from the market; I remember recoiling at the thought of compost heaps; I remember my anger and frustration at being asked to cut the grass with the mechanical mower. Yup. Back then, being resource-smart wasn't cool. It was stinky, weird, a little desperate. It made you seem poor.

I thought things had changed a little.
After all, designers are pushing fabulous instead-of-plastic bags to carry around your groceries and library books and iPhones; bottled water is being banned in San Francisco. It's hip to care.

Or not. Yesterday's Wall Street Journal reminded me just how uncool being green still is. Or in this case, entirely against the rules. Susan Taylor, in Awbrey Butte, Oregon (just over the mountains from where I live in Portland, near my mother's childhood home), has her neighbors up in arms -- and threatening legal action -- because she's hanging her laundry up to dry. She loves hanging up her laundry, and decided to give her old habit a renaissance after she read about how much resources our dryers hog (it's in Time and Vanity Fair for goodness' sake!).

According to her neighbors? The clothesline "bombards the senses," it "doesn't blend."

Perhaps that's the problem: doing the right thing for the future doesn't blend with the American mainstream. We'd rather fill our present with Ford F350s, ultra-capacity dryers, and disposable plastic bottles filled with soda pop
for the kids. Forget healthy babies (even though it's been proven that breastfeeding a baby exclusively while he's small reduces obesity and makes him smarter, which in turn saves thousands or hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars in health care over his lifetime), it's embarrassing in public. Ick to hanging your laundry and toting your groceries in cloth bags; it "doesn't blend." The compost heap is stinky -- put your kitchen trash in a heavy-duty plastic bag and throw it in a landfill!

Isn't it time to stop blending and start doing the right thing?

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