Funny Bidness -- Delta forces conjoined infants to buy separate tickets


According to The Arizona Republic, Delta Air Lines (NYSE:DAL) required an Arizona woman traveling with her one-year-old twin daughters Emma and Taylor, who are conjoined at the chest, to buy a separate ticket for each of the infants. When asked to rationalize its merciless decision, a Delta representative said that each twin needed her own oxygen mask. This is, in fact, not necessarily true, since the twins share a single heart .

That's one more than the Delta representatives showed.
via Gadling

In another insult to we hoi polloi, Delta has set up a 3,500 square foot display in New York to allow visitors to check out the sumptuous layout of its new international BusinessElite class seat. Also on display are its new all-leather coach seats and upscale menu items. Free Coke and coffee are also available.
Perhaps they could leave it open at night, so the homeless can enjoy the passenger experience. They, would, of course, have to check their cardboard boxes.

In our "Solutions in search of a problem" department, Subaru apparently believes that two passengers sharing one vehicle should not be expected to enjoy one another's scents. The solution? SpotScents are two air cannons that fire separate scented streams of air at front seat passengers. At last! Sue can enjoy jasmine while Tom drools over Eau de' Whopper.

While we're discussing scents, the net is buzzing over a new fragrance, Vulva Original, with the scent of ... aw, you know. 'Nuf said.
via TMZ.com

Finally, from our Buzzkill dept.- a new web site from the Museum of Conceptual Art, Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age. Input your age, find out how far behind your peers you've fallen.

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