Donald Trump has a new show in the works: naughty girls are sent to a finishing school where they learn the manners they'll need to behave like socialites. Sounds tasteful.

Now The New York Daily News is reporting that Mr. Trump, as he likes to be called, is looking to get Eliot Spitzer's call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, to come on his show. Jo Piazza's Full Disclosure column writes that "A production source confirmed that the group reached out to the singing floozy and former call girl on Thursday, but have yet to hear back from her. But The Donald told us that he would love to get the chance to class her up in front of a national audience."

Where to begin? I'd be willing to bet that Ms. Dupre already has infinitely more class than The Donald. He is the one who needs to be sent to finishing school. Is a man who goes on WWE, calls Rosie O'Donnell "a pig," and has been married 3 times, really in a position to be putting anyone through charm school? This is to say nothing of his heinous coif, personality, and numerous failures in the business world.

I'm sure this show will be a flop with or without Ms. Dupre, but here's my advice to her: If you go on TV with Donald Trump, having sex with Eliot Spitzer for $5 thousand per hour could be seen by some people out there as the classiest thing you've ever done.