Leave it to private equity to try to bring back Michael Jackson.

The Wall Street Journal recently reported that "Colony Capital, which owns the Las Vegas Hilton and is a major shareholder in closely held Station Casinos, is in discussions with Mr. Jackson to get him back onstage and in the spotlight via a long-term stand in Las Vegas."

Colony Capital may just have the leverage to get something done with Mr. Jackson: he owes them $25 million after the firm acquired the debt from Fortress Investment Group.

The plan is to try to revive Jackson's career with a stint in Las Vegas and, eventually, build a Thriller-themed hotel-casino there. I'm not so sure. Las Vegas has resuscitated -- or at least prolonged -- the careers of a lot of entertainers, but it's hard to think of anyone who carries as much baggage as Michael Jackson.

Similarly, a private equity firm might be able to turn around a struggling brand but, to my knowledge, the industry has never attempted to work its magic on a brand that a large percentage of Americans believe has molested children (with the possible exception of Chrysler). And legal system be darned, that's what many people associate him with.