"The government is handing out money," Francis told E! News. "They're moving toward a nationalized economy, and Larry and I felt we might as well be a part of it."
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in a statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
Of course they're being facetious, but a bailout for the sex industry might not be such a crazy idea. A $5 billion infusion could be enough to move the porn industry back to the United States, and create thousands of jobs for recently laid off retailers and autoworkers -- Debbie Does Detroit, perhaps?
Playboy Enterprises, Inc. (NYSE: PLA) shareholders could definitely use a bailout and if the industry at large is faring as poorly as that company, Flynt and Francis may deserve more sympathy than they're likely to get.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
1-08-2009 @ 3:56PM
Jessy Scholl said...
Ok, so the porn industry wants a bailout? That idea is about as good as giving Chevy Chase a weeknight talk show. Translation, the entire porn industry is one of filth and doesn't need bailing out. For the record, Chevy Chase was FOX's latest attempt to get into the late night business, as far as weeknights are concerned, with that attempt coming in 1993 after failing to land David Letterman who went to CBS. In either case, both are or were bad ideas.
1-08-2009 @ 4:34PM
lesia aguilar said...
Facetious - meaning sarcastic....not to be taken seriously
1-08-2009 @ 4:49PM
Sheldon L said...
While it may be silly to think of offering the porn industry any type of financial bailout, I assure you that the financial statements of most companies and elected officials are obscene.
1-10-2009 @ 3:22PM
Nick said...
A porn stimulus package... it sounds a bit like a porno name.
1-11-2009 @ 8:03AM
Bearman said...
But Arsenio lasted on Fox until 1994.
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1-10-2009 @ 7:47PM
andy freeman said...
Will Congress bailout plastic surgeons next?
Examine the wrinkles in the shrinking cosmetic surgery biz!
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1-27-2009 @ 12:07PM
Michael Crumpton said...
I wish we had give a few million to the porn industry instead of giving the banks all that cash. The porn industry would probably have actually used the money productively rather than piss it away on jets, refurbishing offices and paying dividends.
At this point I would rather deal with an honest pornographer than one of these shady bankers.