John Thain may look like superman, but he's only human. According to my brother William D. Cohan's article in Fortune, Thain contributed mightily to his efforts to get himself fired following the takeover of Merill Lynch by Bank Of America (NYSE: BAC). Now Thain is trying to salvage his reputation by offering to repay Bank of America for the $1.2 million he spent to decorate his office.
Thain's career suicide involved five key steps:
- Thain tossed out his Merrill deputies Greg Fleming and Robert McCann;
- He was late to disclose some $15.31 billion in trading losses that may have derailed the deal if they had been disclosed earlier;
- He took a year-end vacation at Vail and signed up for this week's Davos fest (against his boss, Ken Lewis's advice);
- He paid $4 billion in bonuses to Merrill workers before the deal closed -- although Bank of America knew about them so Thain should not get all the blame for these;
- He spent $1.2 million to redecorate his office.
Now Thain is going to try to partially reverse the damage from the last item in his career suicide process.
Let's review some of the $1.2 million worth of items Thain bought for his office:
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An $87,783 pair of guest chairs
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An $87,783 area rug
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A $68,167 19th century credenza
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A $1,404 parchment waste basket
Once he reimburses Bank of America, I wonder if Thain will get to take all these items out of his office and put them in his basement. He should probably donate them to the Museum of American Finance -- they would make a great exhibit along with Dennis Koslowski's $6,000 shower curtain.
Peter Cohan is President of Peter S. Cohan & Associates. He also teaches management at Babson College. Portfolio recently published his eighth book, You Can't Order Change: Lessons From Jim McNerney's Turnaround at Boeing. He has no financial interest in Bank of America securities.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
1-26-2009 @ 1:00PM
DiAnne said...
John Thain might as well be Bernie Madoff. This is such a travesty. While Thain misused government funding I also blamed the govenment for lack of oversight. Shame of you, John. You, like some many of your colleagues, are poster children for the demise of free enterprise in America.
1-26-2009 @ 12:34PM
DiAnne Reinhardt said...
And here is another one. Citibank just purchased a 50 Million dollar private jet. Now they have 2. I wonder if I can book a flight on it since we now all own part of it. We should be able to get a discount on our home and auto insurance from AIG, since we now own it. We as tax payers own so much abd yet we are so very poor. I am off to Walley World.
1-26-2009 @ 1:02PM
DiAnne said...
DiAnne you and I should take a vacation. How weird is this?
1-26-2009 @ 1:43PM
jmann16399 said...
Government is just giving it away....why not get your share. I'm so disgusted with the way business and government is run that I'm trying to sell my home in the midwest and move to Mexico.
1-26-2009 @ 1:47PM
cardiackyd said...
Both BofA AND ML are in some real denial here over the seriousness of this situation. Lewis needs to be the next to go. ASAP. Added insult, The FED ought to be ashamed of itself for not digging deeper into this mess BEFORE they blindly assigned yet ANOTHER 45bil to BAC. Everyone- asleep at the wheel. No excuse. Not one.
1-26-2009 @ 4:38PM
Jack said...
Who is the biggest FRAUD and CRIMINAL ? The MADOFF CRIME FAMILY (who reamin free when they should all be in RIKERS ISLAND PRISON), the judge allowing MADOFF INTERNATINAL CRIME FAMILY to remain FREE or perhaps GREESPAN of the private for porfit Fed Reserve Banks Companies that profit on he back of AMERICANS and USA economy ? Now we have Thain to consider in the mix. $1,200,000 for his private office? Most poeples homes and entire net worth will never approach $1,200,000 and this Wall Street manic was handeling their retirement accounts ?
REGULATIONS that Ronald RAY-GUN trash have got to be reenacted. INSURANCE companies, airlines even CABEL TV transmission companies are robbing AMERICANS blind.
1-26-2009 @ 4:38PM
Jack said...
The FRENCH Citizens know what to do with self appointed sef-absorded, self-enriching KINGS and QUEENS and INCOMPETENT GOV officals ...
1-28-2009 @ 12:23AM
danno said...
another fine mess obama has got the citizen's into...He probaly bought the rug off of bar...rack his-self...
1-26-2009 @ 2:57PM
danno said...
this smell's like obama involvment...just can't put my finger on it.....oh yea...the rug,,,,bought from bar....rack!!!!!
1-26-2009 @ 3:32PM
Richard Busic said...
danno-- Your a fool and an idiot fo&d.
1-26-2009 @ 3:45PM
BHarrison said...
Personally, I am still awaiting the indictments and prosecutions that should be taking place. How much difference is there between Madoff's Ponzi Scheme verus the pyramid and Ponzi schemes and other BALATANT FRAUDS that the CEOs have orchestrated, presided over, and perpetuated that have been based on "wothless" financial papers", and therefore blatant frauds.
Is there really that much difference between Madoff and the corrupt CEOs? I truly think not. Oh, they try to "dress it up" but it was still FRAUD and they damn well KNEW what they were doing . . . and they were paid TENS and HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollars to "manage it all".
When are the truly guilty going to be indicted . . . and their ill gotten gains returned to the corporations and stockholders???
Congress needs to address all f these matters expeditiously.
1-26-2009 @ 4:11PM
Lee said...
GUYS LIKE JOHN THAIN NEED TO SEE SOME JAIL TIME! ... THEY ARE CROOKS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!
1-26-2009 @ 4:21PM
Degar said...
I wonder how this "CREEP" sleeps at night? A million dollar bed? I would love to see him explain his actions to a "Higher Power!"
1-27-2009 @ 4:17PM
davis10oregon1 said...
Interesting ! Laughable ! Crying isn`t going to get us out of this one.
One economy after the other is in a FREE
fall. Only this freebie, isn`t free, and has some very long term adverse effects, that are far reaching.
How does one laugh and keep a straight face ? By helping them to carry their money to the nearest bank. They should then hope their bank isn`t in the cross hair of WAMU. TRY TO HAVE A LOVELY DAY. AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU SMILE THE WHOLE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU.
The latter may just be wishful thinking at this critical time.
1-26-2009 @ 4:52PM
Jeff Lincoln said...
This man was wildly impressed with himself and believed that he was indisposable, I think they call it arrogance.
Jeff
1-26-2009 @ 5:18PM
golfinwi said...
What everyone here fails to realize is that John Thain and the rest of the greedy CEO's don't care what you and I think...THEY DON'T CARE. They make their own rules, and determine their pay, and they couldn't give a damn about some guy who just lost his job or 1/2 of his 401K......We're the Little People...and they don't care. Period!
1-26-2009 @ 5:31PM
DLillie said...
Hard to understand why you all get so bent out of shape when the CEO of a private company over spends, but then are willing to place so much faith and trust in a congress and president that pisses away your tax dollars by the trillions on frivilous crap (ie 50 milliion for "the arts") and a new basketball court for Obama's new home. At least Thain's purchases were for company assets, unlike the money Nancy Pelosi wants to spend on abortions and which she continues to claim are for the purpose of stimulating the economy. I think that the entire country has lost it's mind.
1-26-2009 @ 5:37PM
danzillo4 said...
WE the taxpaying "real people"being aken for the biggest ride in history so-far.
and if we dont act and vote the scum out this and every election they wil continue to rape us...
1-26-2009 @ 6:55PM
john perry said...
These CEOs are pikers compared to Obama's financial advisor and friend of bill clintons Franklin Raines.
He embezzeled possibly billons of dollars from our government. I guess because he is a democrat and a friend of Obama and clinton it's OK. Google Raines to find out all of the thievery. There is to much to list here.
1-29-2009 @ 7:08AM
john said...
Someone wrote. Its is a private company whats the big deal with him doing that to his office. The big deal is he is asking for OUR MONEY TO BAIL THE COMPANY OUT.He gave 4 billion in bonuses and then asked for a handout from US. This is crazy, the bonuses should be repaid NOW. And all the CEOS replaced. This is way we are in this mess. GREED..GOD BLESS