Right now there are few things scarier than the post-market report on CNBC. It's almost like watching a horror movie.
And I've got some zombie stocks that you need to stay far, far away from.
A zombie is a dead person brought back to life without speech (keep quiet or you don't get any TARP money) or free will (Uncle Sam is now the largest shareholder).
The Japanese invented the modern zombie -- not the living dead person, the living dead bank. We now have a financial system and an auto industry comprised of zombie banks and companies.
The following are eight companies that qualify as the living dead (click on the Portfolio Killer # for more details):
Portfolio Killer #1: AIG (NYSE: AIG)
Portfolio Killer #2: Bank of America (NYSE: BAC)
Portfolio Killer #3: Citigroup (NYSE: C)
Portfolio Killer #4: Fannie Mae (NYSE: FNM)/Freddie Mac (NYSE: FRE)
Portfolio Killer #5: JPMorgan Chase (NYSE: JPM)
Portfolio Killer #6: Wells Fargo (NYSE: WFC)
Portfolio Killer #7: General Motors (NYSE: GM)
Portfolio Killer #8: Ford (NYSE: F)
Add privately held Chrysler, which has the same problems as GM, but is much smaller and has less staying power, and several large auto parts makers, one of which, Delphi Corp., is already in bankruptcy, and you have a zombie auto industry.
Given the quality of American industrial workers -- the most productive in the world -- and the home field advantage, it is beyond belief how these once-living organisms died and now walk around, scaring politicians, with hands out looking for more of our flesh – excuse me, tax dollars.
I could also write about a whole cadre of regional and small banks, but the most dangerous ones are the big banks above that people are tempted to buy.
Stay away. And if you want to see some zombie movies, join Netflix (NASDAQ: NFLX) -- a real company with a real future (hint, hint).
Michael Shulman is a contributor to InvestorPlace.com.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
3-13-2009 @ 3:59PM
potato said...
I used to work in the auto industry - the death of GM, Ford, Chrysler, and its spun-off suppliers (like Delphi and Visteon) is no surprise.
GM is pretty bad when it comes to protecting their ecosystem. When their supplier base got spun off it gave GM a reason to start a race to the bottom. Instead of paying a premium for American-made parts (which ARE actually much better than anything made in Asia), they forced their suppliers to compete with Chinese and Korean companies who were crushing them in pricing. For all the talk GM gives about building better cars, they sure don't mean it - my experience with them has been that they care only about the pricing. Corners cut? As long as you give them a discount and come in at the same price as the Chinese company.
So now most of their supplier-base is now bankrupt, and years of GM's slash-and-burn business tactics has also meant that they have woefully substandard parts in their cars. It's a lose-lose for everyone.
3-13-2009 @ 5:37PM
Sheldon L said...
This might have been true up until now.
However, I would wager that buying all eight in their currently dire, and I do mean dire straits, will beat the market over the next twelve months.
3-13-2009 @ 6:02PM
al said...
You gotta' love a zombie !!!!! In ythe past five trading days crappy C realized an 80% return !!!!!!!!
I LOVE THAT KIND OF ZOMBIE.
just be a day trader and make money
3-13-2009 @ 10:51PM
norma said...
I think your column basically shrieks that you are short the mentioned stocks and want to drive them lower. The NATIONALIZE THE ZOMBIES call was last weeks news. You will have to come up with a new scheme.
3-14-2009 @ 1:06PM
anthony said...
Please state your position on these stocks, if you are stating to avoid all of these stocks then you are assuming all of these companies will go bankrupt. Purchasing Citigroup or Ford is very low risk for the possible high return you may receive in 5-10 years. I very much disagree with you!
3-15-2009 @ 9:35AM
wildengogo6 said...
This is old news the new news is your getting your head handed to you being short this companies. Its time to stop you guys in the media help the hedge funds make money driving companies down. I hope you lose your butt.
3-15-2009 @ 5:04PM
gundyg said...
Would you call HSBC a Zombie bank?
3-15-2009 @ 9:12PM
Lou said...
DONT LISTEN TO THESE ASSHOLE. I MADE 50K ON BOA THE LAST MONTH. LISTEN TO YOURSELF. THE MEDIA IS TOXIC
3-15-2009 @ 11:45PM
bigjohnwk said...
Don't listen to the fool that wrote this article. he picked 1, maybe 2 that might not come back long term. This asshole is either 1) a dumbshit that is only looking at the downturn of stocks in the recent past, or 2) someone that has a whole pisspot of shorts he needs to cover and he's trying to do some fear mongering because he sees the market is turning against his shorts and he's scared. My advise to the reader: Don't make any decisions based on what this jackass wrote. My advise to the writer: Find a tall building with easy access to the roof. If you need further instructions, email me and I will provide them.
3-15-2009 @ 11:30PM
jim said...
Why Ford? They didn't take any bailout money.
3-16-2009 @ 3:03AM
gsan201 said...
potato said...I used to work in the auto industry - the death of GM, Ford, Chrysler, and its spun-off suppliers (like Delphi and Visteon) is no surprise.
How much of the downfall was the fault of the companies and how much of it was the fault of the workers and the unions causing the companies not to be able to compete.With all the concessions the unions of taken from these companies there is no wayy in hell they could compete unless they cut corners somewhere.It is a lose lose situation for them,when workers are getting 75-85 dollars an hour from the company how can labor costs not be out the roof,how could anyone survive that and stil sell a car for a price that could compete against a company paying a couple of dollars an hour in china? Why couldn't the unions not tried to strong arm them so much? Is $35-50 an hour not enough? You sicken me.Unions are just another $$ drag on companies.They are not for the worker and only about making money and spending as little as they can.It is called compromise buddy.Look at how much money the top dogs of the unions make and how many illegal things they have done in the last 10 let alone 30+ years. Companies are not perfect by a long shot but most unions are even worse,where the power is(unions) is where the corruption is.
3-16-2009 @ 3:18AM
watanabekenneth said...
I think all the bank stocks (except maybe Citigroup) are poised to make a huge rally. The author is probably short these stocks and is trying to talk them down. I think GM is going down. I just dumped my shares of GM at around $2 a couple of weeks ago and I used the money to buy Bank of America at an average price of $5. AIG, Fannie and Freddie are OLD news.
3-24-2009 @ 10:40PM
Andy said...
This question is for Mr. Cramer:
Do you think JPMORGAN CHASE will buy CITI GROUP? Chase seems to be very strong.
Thank you.
Andy