Shh! All 19 banks will pass 'stress tests'


First of all, let me say that Federal law prohibits the disclosure of all bank "stress tests" and bank examinations, so everything said here is pure hearsay.

Nevertheless, we have some good news: Banks are holding up well under Federal examination. All 19 banks will pass their stress tests. The bad news is that they still may need additional taxpayer money.

The word from the grapevine is that the stress tests are still the subject of fierce debate within the banking industry. According to the rules, banks apparently cannot "fail," but they may be deemed in need of "exceptional assistance," forcing them to accept more taxpayer money and more government control. Some banks may face restrictions such as limits on employee compensation or be ordered to change their boards or management. In extreme cases, the government may step in and take an ownership stake.

As for what's on the stress tests, they reportedly include a "what if" scenario, such as what if home prices drop another 22% this year and unemployment rises to 10.3% and the economy contracts by 3.3% this year and stays flat in 2010. What is a bit spooky about these numbers is that they are so precise, like 22% or 10.3% or 3.3%. Does the government know something we don't? Banks are also being asked to project their earnings for the next two years.

Banks that fall short will have six months to raise capital or the Treasury Department will resort to using taxpayer money

But here's the kicker: Rumor has it that Treasury Geithner held a breakfast meeting with bankers and told them that they had to "bite the bullet" and take more write-downs, which means that banks will have to sell assets at prices that investors are willing to pay.

Do you believe that these "stress tests" will work?

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