Samuel Israel III founded the Bayou Hedge Fund Group in 1996. Within a few years, the hedge fund was deep in the red, and Israel and some of his associates came up with a novel way to deal with their problem: they created their own auditing firm and promptly gave themselves a clean bill of health. Making profits is easy when you cook the books, and Bayou cooked with the best of them, long and well enough to keep the criminal enterprise going for several more years.

Eventually, Israel was caught and Bayou went belly up. Some estimates put the total investor loss at more than $450 million. Last April, Israel was sentenced to 20 years in prison, and he was to begin serving that time today. But ABC News is reporting that Israel failed to show up at prison. His SUV was found near a bridge that spans the Hudson River, with the words "suicide is painless" written in the dust on the hood. But no body has been found and no one saw him jump.

Somehow, I have trouble imagining a thief of such epic proportions killing himself. Escape at all cost seems a more likely pursuit. I suspect that a careful review of all passengers getting onto planes to Buenos Aires or Bangkok today might just yield a former hedge fund manager trying to pull off one more scam.