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Overseas markets got remarkable worse overnight. The Japanese Nikkei dropped 11.4% to 8,458. The Hang Seng in Hong Kong moved down 6.1% to 15,027. The Shanghai Composite dropped 4.3% to 1,910.

In early trading in Europe, the British FTSE fell 5.8% to to 3,842. The German DAX was off 5.4% to 4,602, and the French CAC 40 dropped 5.9% to 3,182.

Data from Reuters.

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I am the Global Editor at MoneyShow.com and each week I interview an investing expert. This week, I spoke with Christoph Scherbaum, editor of the German edition of Personal Finance, who says German investors are cautious, but optimistic about their market.

Q. Christoph, some experts predict the beginning of a prolonged slowdown that will push consumer price inflation in Germany to as low as 2% next June. What do you think?

A. Consumer prices are not really a problem. August inflation was less than 4% and is estimated at 3% until year-end. The delayed effects of rising commodity prices will have a steeper decline. In addition, second-round effects through higher wage developments are now more visible. Therefore, the European Central Bank-despite poor economic data-will wait for a reassessment of its inflation target for 2010 until the second half of 2009

Q. To what extent do you think the US's financial worries are extending to German financial institutions?

A. It's a difficult question, but we have no big problem with our banks. German Finance Minister Peer Steinbrueck recently stated: "Although this financial crisis undoubtedly is the biggest economic risk for the German economy, I think the potential impact on us-after inquiries and interviews with the Bundesbank president-to be limited". He also reaffirmed the intent of a balanced federal budget in 2011.

The New York Times reports that global stock markets are tumbling. Nobody really knows why but the latest theory is that investors are concerned about the capital problems at Fannie Mae (NYSE: FNM) and Freddie Mac (NYSE: FRE) about which I posted yesterday.

Here's a survey of some of the global market damage:

• Nikkei 225 stock average fell 2.5%
• The Hang Seng index in Hong Kong down 3.3%
• S&P/ASX 200 index in Sydney declined 1.4%
• In London morning trading, the FTSE 100 index was down 2.7%
• DJ Euro Stoxx 50 index, of euro zone blue chips, fell 2.3%
• DAX in Frankfurt fell 2.4%
• CAC 40 in Paris sank 2.4%

The selling in Europe continued before the markets staged a mild rebound -- which analysts attributed to short-covering and/or the U.S. Federal Reserve's action Tuesday morning to slash both the Federal Funds rate by 75 basis points to 3.50% and the Discount Rate by 75 basis points to 4.00%.

"The Fed's intervention...true, won't necessarily stop the selling that people are doing for fundamental reasons, but it will help calm the markets and reduce people's urge to sell because they fear the markets will freeze up....sell for fear reasons," London-based economist Mark Chandler told BloggingStocks on Tuesday.

There was also talk that the Fed's action will be coordinated with or followed by ensuing actions by the European Central Bank and the Bank of England to ensure the proper function of the markets, Chandler said.

At mid-day Tuesday, Europe's major bourses were down an average of 1% across the board. London's FTSE was down 24.90 points to 5,553.30, France's CAC 40 fell 56.86 points to 4,687.59, and the German DAX fell 147.32 to 6,642.87.

Oil fell $2.01 to $88.56 per barrel Monday in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange - - pushed lower by a major sell-off in stock markets in Europe and Asia, amid increased concern that a weak U.S. economy will prompt a global economic slowdown.

Oil is down more than 11% since briefly trading above $100 at $100.09 on January 3, 2008. Oil hit an all-time high, in inflation-adjusted terms, of $102.80 per barrel in April 1980.

Oil fell after global equities markets sold-off amid both increased concerns that the world's other major economic regions will be hurt by the U.S. economic slowdown and talk of additional write-downs/asset losses stemming from the U.S. subprime mortgage sector.

The Finanical Times reported that shares in China plunged 5.1%, Hong Kong shares sank 4.5%. In Europe, London's FTSE dropped 5.5% to 5,578.20, the German Dax plunged 7.2 to 6,790.19, and France's CAC-40 sank 6.8% to 4,744.45.

As bad news mounts and fears grow about the impending recession, stock markets dropped around the world in Monday trading. Adding to the woes, analysts expect that the Bank of China may have to write off at least 25% of its $8 billion [subscription required] mortgage securities holdings in the U.S. Prior to these reports, the bank had only admitted to the need for a $322 million provision for losses, according to today's Wall Street Journal.

Europe's Dow Jones Stoxx 600 Index took its steepest fall since its Sept. 11, 2001 tumble, dropping 4.2%. Since it reached its 6 1/2 year high in June, the index has dropped 22%. A drop of more than 20% puts this market officially into bear territory.

Other key losers today include:

• France's CAC 40 lost 5.1%
  
• UK's FTSE 100 dropped 4%
• Germany's DAX went down 5.9%
• MSCI Asia Pacific Index lost 3.7% and the MCSI Emerging Markets Index fell 5.1%
• Hong Kong's Hang Seng Index gave up 5.5%
• Japan's Nikkei 225 Stock Average lost 5.1%

With this type of global bloodbath, expect U.S. stocks to tank when they reopen tomorrow. They are closed today for the holiday. Investors are seeking safe havens in bonds and currencies.

Lita Epstein has written more than 20 books including "Trading for Dummies."