
Last year I previewed the
big-budget summer movies, giving you a look at ten interesting films that were on the docket for the summer of 2006. This year I'm back with an even longer list (bloated like these films' budgets) of 15 movies you may want to escape to -- or possibly run screaming from.
Of these fifteen movies,
Spiderman 3 and ten others are sequels, which in itself indicates something about the state of the industry (And I didn't even include
Rush Hour 3 in this list, because, honestly, who wants to see that?). Two of the remaining four movies,
Transformers and
The Simpsons, are based on animated television shows, leaving only two original ideas in the whole lot --
Knocked Up and
Ratatouille. Please, don't shoot the messenger.
Anyway, here is the list, chronologically, of the movies that Hollywood's brain-trust believes you will shell out your cash to see in the air-conditioned darkness of your local movie-house, along with my opinion of how they'll fare. The first on the list,
Spider-Man 3, is already out in Asia, but will not be released here until May. All release dates below are for the U.S.
5/04 - Spider-Man 3, Sony Corp's (NYSE: SNE) Sony PicturesBeing the first blockbuster of the summer almost guarantees a successful open, and the popularity of the franchise seals that guarantee. One problem, however, is that "success" measured by any normal means won't be enough, as this movie had an estimated budget of $258M.
5/11 - 28 Weeks Later, News Corp's (NYSE: NWS) 20th Century FoxThe highlight of the horror/zombie genre for the summer, this follows the surprise success of Danny Boyle's
28 Days Later, which reinvented the zombie film with faster zombies and smarter characters.
5/18 - Shrek the Third, Viacom's (NYSE: VIA) Paramount PicturesOne of the only cartoon franchises that has held its own against Pixar (
Ice Age being the other), the draw of this fairytale romp is that while kids love the story, there are enough winks at the adult audience to make parents happy to take them.
5/25 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Walt Disney (NYSE: DIS)Money in the bank for Disney, and since it was shot simultaneous with the second
Pirates installment, it wasn't even as expensive to make as this summer's other budget hog,
Spider-Man 3.