
It was the news as soon as I logged into my computer this morning from my West Coast office: Rupert Murdoch's
News Corp. (NYSE:
NWS) had made a whopping $5 billion bid for
Dow Jones & Co. (NYSE:
DJ). The bid was unsolicited and, it seems, entirely
hostile to the Bancroft family, who controls Dow Jones and
seems to be rejecting the generous offer.
It's a cute story, very
Guys & Dolls. On one hand we have Dow Jones with its flagship brand, the
Wall Street Journal. The paper is everything about wealth -- its very emblem the center of all the world's markets, Wall Street -- the editors are known for their conservative bent, the writers are known for their unparalleled and brainy research, even the design is known for its long-time avoidance of peripherals like color printing and photographs. On the other hand, we have Rupert Murdoch and his gang of vagabonds, from FOX broadcasting (need I really say more than "Next on FOX...
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?") to the vast spoiled brat of recent acquisition MySpace. They're very other-side-of-the-tracks, the kind of news organization that would get a tattoo on its buttocks and then try to slip it in as the senior picture in the high school yearbook.
They're not a match made in heaven. They're a match made for
Joe Millionaire, or Broadway. It's not real life; it wouldn't work. Whether or not the money is right, the styles are so vastly different, the respective organizations' reputations so opposite, any so-called "synergy" would be lost before the first page of the merger agreement was drafted.