Since becoming a part of the bloggingstocks team I have observed that two things have gotten readers' passions in an uproar more than anything else based on clicks and comments. One is the Ken Lay / Enron saga and the other is Ebay (NASDAQ:EBAY) and their variable strategies for dealing equitably with vendors. Jim Cramer posts also get a lot of attention from our readers...go figure?
Ken Lay, the deceased CEO of Enron, escaped punishment for his conviction on numerous charges related to Enron's demise, not the least of which was selling his soul. In my book, he deceived the public, he deceived investors, he deceived his employees, he deceived his business associates, and he deceived himself. His family cremated the body so not much is left. While he will not be spending any time behind bars the pressure of the prosecution, the trial and verdict no doubt caused him to pay a high price. He lost his reputation, he lost his privilege and he lost his life. What else is there? His soul?
In reading some of the negative comments about Ebay from my many posts it is clear that there is a segment of the Internet population that feels Ebay sold its soul to the devil. That got me thinking about what a soul is worth. And from there, could you auction one off on Ebay? People sell the naming of stars in the universe. People sell rights to other imaginary things in the solar system. They legitimize this with various certificates and nonsense... and they make some money. How much is a soul worth? In Ken Lay's case it may have been worth billions of dollars at one time; he must have had "key man insurance". When he sold his soul a lot of Enron value evaporated. Now that he is gone his soul is worth nothing -- or is it? If someone posted it for sale on Ebay would there be any bids? Would Ebay accept such a thing? If there were bids what would the high bidder receive?
Yes I know this is all very silly and I reserve the right to be silly at times, if it stretches one's mind and causes people to think about how their actions affect others and how value is created and destroyed. At the same time there have been some strange things for sale on Ebay. Does Ebay strictly prohibit the sale of souls? If so, than how could they have sold theirs? Is this another conflict of interest?
In the mean time Ebay has issued a very positive quarterly earnings report to the chagrin of it's detractors; Cramer's ratings are through the roof (even if he has lost some integrity in the process); and Jeffrey Skilling, the ex-Enron president, was sentenced to 24 years and 4 months behind bars, thus assuring that we have not heard the end of this saga. So that must be what the judge and jury thought his soul was worth. It will be a course in most business schools for sure. Oh yes... and I have my worthless Enron stock certificate framed and hung on the wall in my office as a reminder that I make mistakes too and should try very hard not to repeat them.
Disclosure: I sold my last shares of Ebay January 2006. My Enron certificate does have some minimal value as a collectors item.
Other must reads:
Time Warner Cable no longer stuck in the muddle
Energy: Going forward while looking back
All Cramer needs now is a PIE in the FACE
DOW 14,000 here we come!
Sheldon Liber is the CEO of a small private investment company and the vice president for Design and Research of an Architecture & Planning firm.