Ben Stein is generally seen as a fiscally conservative Republican (something about writing speeches for Richard Nixon ...), but even he thinks the insanely favorable tax treatment that hedge funds receive is outrageous. Referring to the extraordinary compensation many hedge fund managers receive:

Somehow, by some alchemy of brilliant tax lawyers, these people are paying long-term capital gains rates of 15 percent on their compensation (even though much of their pay is tied to trades with holding periods that last seconds). Doctors and lawyers and writers and actors pay about two times that amount.

That's it. End of discussion. Why should private equity and hedge fund managers receive such special treatment when they are making such an enormous amount of money. In the words of Johnnie Cochran, "It does not make sense!"

Stein then makes another brilliant proposal:

Why don't we just have a tax holiday for people who are fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan for five years after they get back? ...

Let's keep it real: Congress can take notice of a mammoth inequity in taxation during wartime and make the tax on private equity and hedge funds approximate the treatment of other highly paid people - or it can continue down the road to the Bastille.

Brilliant as usual, Mr. Stein. Why isn't this guy running for office? Oh wait, he actually makes sense.

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