0:00 I'm listening to the call just after the market open, so I'll report it to you in time elapsed on the call. Everyone's buzzing about Time Warner's much-higher-than-expected earnings, which have still disappointed investors (the stock was down 31 cents to $17.11 at last check). Revenues were just a touch up from the year-ago quarter, to $10.5 billion, and operating income was up 11% to $1.9 billion. The company is churning cash, too, with $1.6 billion in free cash flow.

The big story, of course, is that AOL revenue and income are both down from a year ago. Publishing is down in both areas, too, but no one seems to be mentioning that. If you're looking for good news, there's a lot of it: cable income is up significantly and both "Filmed Entertainment" and "Network" categories show some strong growth in income.

0:25 James Barge, SVP of Investor Relations, takes the mic. He explains the company's odd and non-GAAP measures, including (quite a mouthful) adjusted OIBDA (operating income before depreciation and amortization). It excludes some items, like "non-cash asset impairments" and amounts from sales of business lines. It seems like a sensible financial measure but it's hilarious to hear someone say it. [This from a girl whose friends, it must be admitted, tell accounting jokes to one another. Did you hear the one about EBCOSITDA? Oh, never mind.]