Tobacco titan Philip Morris International Inc. (NYSE: PM) is snapping up the South African operations of Swedish Match for a cool 1.75 billion rand, or roughly $224.7 million. The acquisition is part of PM's broader strategy to gain a foothold in the smokeless tobacco arena. Currently, Swedish Match South Africa is the market leader in the South African pipe tobacco and snuff categories.

"This financially attractive acquisition represents an excellent strategic fit for our business in South Africa," said Jean-Claude Kunz, PM's president of Eastern Europe, Middle East, and Africa. "We firmly believe that merging the two businesses will provide us with the talent, infrastructure, and expertise to further build and grow our portfolio of strong brands in this important market."

"Any further market weakness creates creates another opportunity to acquire some outstanding stocks," suggests Kelley Wright, noted for his focus on blue chip, dividend-paying stocks.

In his Investment Quality Trends newsletter, he looks at the benefits of keeping a long-term focus, the value of dividend districutions to an investor's long-term returns, and his current "timely ten" picks for conservative investor.

"The cash dividend for the Dow is $322.40. One year ago the dividend was $284.06. Amidst all the turmoil in the markets and the economy something must be going right with the Dow 30 companies because the dividend is ever climbing.

"Dividends, as we all know, can only come from the reality of earnings; you can't pay what you don't have. The dividend yield on the Dow is currently 2.66%, which represents an 11% downside to a 3.0% yield and the historically repetitive area of Undervalue.

"Will the Average make it down to that level? No one knows but that isn't the point. At current levels the upside is FAR greater, particularly in many of the stocks in our Undervalued area.

Shares of the nation's largest food and beverage maker, Kraft Foods Inc. (NYSE: KFT), have been surging in morning trading despite posting a decline for its first-quarter profit, as its earnings numbers were better than analysts had forecast.

For the quarter, Kraft Foods announced that its profit dropped 13% to $608 million, compared with $702 million a year earlier, dragged down by higher expenses for ingredients. The 2007 earnings results included a one-time interest benefit related to the spin-off from Altria Group Inc. (NYSE: MO). On an adjusted basis, the company posted quarterly earnings of 44 cents per share, slightly higher the 40 cents per share that analysts expected.

The food giant posted solid growth in its first-quarter revenue, which climbed to $10.37 billion, up from $8.59 billion reported in the same period a year ago. Analysts had forecast lower revenue of $9.77 billion in the quarter, according to Thomson Financial. The increase in revenue came as the company benefited from both the weak dollar and gains related to acquisitions.

I've received a few chuckles for investment directions I've suggested in the past, but if you care to review a couple of my previous generalities, I believe that my record has held up fairly well.

I submit for approval the following investment angles for the balance of 2008 and possibly beyond:

Have I suggested investments in water holdings? Yes, I do believe that I have. I believe that going long in water stocks could be an investment hedge of the decade. I also suggest a look into the desalination technology from General Electric Co. (NYSE: GE).

I'd think it's a good idea to stick with the railroads, such as Burlington Northern Santa Fe (NYSE: BNI). I claim that, with all things given, for now, railroads can't fail. Conversely, I think it's a good time to back away slowly from trucking. I think misery lies ahead there.

TheStreet.com's Jim Cramer says companies with great earnings might be worth a look.

Stocks are cheap on an earnings basis -- unless they have earnings risk. If they have no earnings risk, they are not cheap.

Therein lies the conundrum on a day like today. Let's say you went CAMPing today: You bought Coke (NYSE: KO) (Cramer's Take), Altria (NYSE: MO) (Cramer's Take), Merck (NYSE: MER) (Cramer's Take) and Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG) (Cramer's Take). Do you know that even after the precipitous falls last week and the declines we expect today, that none of them is historically cheap? Do you know that most of them are up significantly since last summer?

That's a real issue. You aren't buying them at rock bottom prices because they are up so much already.

Now, let's take the examples of the cyclical stocks in the Dow. They are cheap: United Tech (NYSE: UTX) (Cramer's Take), Honeywell (NYSE: HON) (Cramer's Take), Alcoa (NYSE: AA) (Cramer's Take). But their earnings estimates are considered vulnerable to the worldwide slowdown and a U.S. recession.

You can chicken out, buy some Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) (Cramer's Take), which has good earnings, or IBM (NYSE: IBM) (Cramer's Take), which just had great earnings, and in many ways those will be cheaper.

TheStreet.com's Jim Cramer tells you he wants to own companies that make stuff that gets bought no matter what and that don't have outrageous raw costs.

We are holding by the strikes, so typical of expiration week. You get a floor on Intel (NASDAQ: INTC) (Cramer's Take) for certain, maybe catch a bounce. Obviously, people listened to Intel last night when it said PCs weren't a problem, but it traded at $42 last night and I fear that it could trade lower and would be trading lower if it weren't for the $45 tug.

I don't like the tape and feel that we are underestimating the CITs (NYSE: CIT) (Cramer's Take) and the Ambacs (NYSE: ABK) (Cramer's Take) and overestimating the power of a JPMorgan (NYSE: JPM) (Cramer's Take) or a Wells Fargo (NYSE: WFC) (Cramer's Take) to make a stand.

Here's what I am watching, though: Coke (NYSE: KO) (Cramer's Take), MO (NYSE: MO) (Cramer's Take) and the Drug Index, the DRG. As soon as everyone knows we are in a recession, then these will be bought again. I pick those because they have the least inflationary pressures. Allergan (NYSE: AGN) (Cramer's Take) holds up and Schering-Plough's (NYSE: SGP) (Cramer's Take) trying to bottom; good signs, again.

TheStreet.com's Jim Cramer says this also-ran defensive stock keeps climbing, and that signals a recession.

Colgate Palmolive (NYSE: CL) (Cramer's Take) is menacing. That's right, its action is downright menacing, because it is one of my absolute favorites when I need an indicator of what the market is thinking.

And this stock's action is screaming "Recession." Can one stock be so important? Indeed, if anything, this is the "perfect" security, the also-ran to Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG) (Cramer's Take) that, without a recession, would be too dicey and marginal to make a bet on.

Another earnings season crunch is under way, and here are a some highlights of this past week's earnings coverage here at BloggingStocks:

• Advanced Micro Devices (NYSE: AMD) reported losses 9 cents greater than Wall Street estimates.
• Altria Group Inc.'s (NYSE: MO) profits were down, but the company raised its full-year earnings guidance.
• Bank of America Corp. (NYSE: BAC) fell short of expectations, profits down 32%.
• Boston Scientific Corp. (NYSE: BSX) almost tripled Wall Street's earnings estimates.
• Citigroup Inc. (NYSE: C) had warned to expect a disappointing results, and earnings per share fell 57%.
• Coca-Cola Co. (NYSE: KO) beat estimates, sending the share price to a 52-week high.
• Domino's Pizza Inc. (NASDAQ: DPZ) fell short of expectations, profits falling 55%.
• eBay Inc.'s (NASDAQ: EBAY) otherwise good results were hurt by Skype-related losses.
• Gannett Inc.'s (NYSE: GCI), earnings beat expectations but revenue fell short.
• Genetech Inc. (NYSE: DNA) beat estimates by a penny, but analysts' concerns linger.
• Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) had a spectacular third quarter. See our live blog of the conference call.

On Friday, a federal appeals court judge ruled that Altria Group's (NYSE:MO) Philip Morris will not be able to sell low-tar or no-tar cigarettes anywhere in the world. In August, it was ruled that the company could not sell low-tar or no-tar products in the United States. Judge Gladys Kessler (great name, by the way) said in her ruling: "To rule otherwise would ... allow the defendants to spread fraudulent and misleading health messages and descriptors about their products throughout the world, even though they are prohibited from doing so in the United States."

To me, the fact that Philip Morris even went to court for this is indicative of just how serious they are about their mission statement as it's listed on the website: "Our goal is to be the most responsible, effective, and respected developed manufacturer of consumer products, especially products intended for adults."

Note to CEO Mike Szymanczyk: There is nothing responsible or respectable about seeking to market products internationally as no-tar when it has been ruled in the United States that such a description is "fraudulent and misleading" because the implication is that it is somehow a safer cigarette.

Riddle: How is Jim Cramer like Daniel Boone?

Answer: They are both required to wrestle a bear now and then ...(pronounced, rassle a bar).

I'm going on record right now. It is my opinion that the bear is stalking Wall Street. A big, nasty, ugly, smelly, sluggish old bear is lurking around the corner, and he's going to park his fat, furry butt right on the DJIA. I don't like it any more than you do, but as I've said before, I can't help but see what I see. I see very few bright glossy gadgets slated for release in the electronics/technology sector. I see retail sales flagging. I see hopeless attempts to prop up crude oil prices. I see home sales and construction in a blue funk. I see satellite communications saturated along with their associated markets. I see banks raising their service fees to augment flat-lined profits. I see managerial bloat. I see speculators scurrying to and fro trying to grasp a slice of any 6% or better spike. I see a Democratic Congress damning the consumer by trying to place an increased capital drag on energy producers, (yeah, tax the oil companies ... that'll help the little guy, you idiots). I think it's time to button up and hunker down with some of your hard-earned profits. I think it's time to lock into some value positions that portion of capital that you don't consider to be a gambler's share of your wealth.

Is there a bear market coming? I do most assuredly think so. I select a quote from Jim Cramer: "If you're in the market, you have to know there's going to be declines. And they're going to cap, and every couple of years you're going to get a 10 percent correction ... They're gonna happen. When they're gonna start, no one knows. If you're not ready for that, you shouldn't be in the stock market."

I love these kinds of lawsuits -- ones where the dunderhead corporate marketing machine fails to be specific about what is actually in an edible product.

This time around, a Los Angeles woman has sued the Kraft, a division of Altria Group, Inc. (NYSE:MO), claiming that the nation's largest processed food company can't tell the difference between real avocado and colored hydrogenated vegetable oil. I've noticed on many foods (which I don't eat) that colorings, flavorings and cheap filler ingredients are the norm these days.

Altria Group is in the midst of some possible restructuring under the burden of many lawsuits, so this one single lawsuit probably does not carry much weight. In this case, though, Kraft faces a legal situation hinging on the tight court cases involving consumer fraud.

Gallo & Associates -- a Los Angeles law firm claiming significant experience prosecuting consumer fraud -- filed a suit in California Superior Court on this week on behalf of the female plaintiff that alleges Kraft has the temerity to call a product containing a mishmash of partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, whey, water and corn syrup "guacamole".

As far as I know, mashing avocados is how guacamole is made -- not with cheap, processed ingredients. According to reports, avocado represents less than 2% of the dip's contents. Kraft did respond by saying that it will re-label the product as "guacamole-flavored." Awesome job, folks.