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FeedPosted Jun 29th 2009 3:30PM by Michael Fowlkes (RSS feed)
Filed under: Good news, Press Releases, Law, Consumer Experience, Scandals, Media World

Bernie Madoff was in federal court today, where he was given a 150 year sentence for charges related to his Ponzi scheme.
Reports from the courtroom state that Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest ever Ponzi scheme, showed little to no emotion today when he learned that he would be spending the rest of his life in a jail cell. Due to federal sentencing guidelines, Madoff must serve at least 80% of his sentence, so he will not be eligible for parole until 2129.
Continue reading Madoff receives a sentence of 150 years
Posted May 6th 2009 4:30PM by Zac Bissonnette (RSS feed)
Filed under: Law, Scandals

Bernie Madoff's long-time secretary Eleanor Squillari is capitalizing on her shot at 15 minutes of fame, co-authoring a 9,000 word article for the June issue of
Vanity Fair. A
sneak peak is available on the Vanity Fair website now.
What does she have to say about Madoff? According to Squillari, Madoff "had a roving eye and . . . a habit of getting frequent massages."
"One day, I caught him scouting the escort pages that run alongside pictures of scantily clad women in the back of a magazine," she said. "He straightened up in his chair, startled, and said, 'I'm just looking!' " The most interesting bit is this one:
Continue reading Madoff a dirty old man, says secretary
Posted Apr 24th 2009 11:00AM by Zac Bissonnette (RSS feed)
Filed under: Law, Scandals
The Wall Street Journal reports (subscription required) that "Investors with Bernard Madoff who had a net loss due to his fraud won't be asked to return funds they withdrew from his firm in recent years, said a lawyer who is charged with recovering the firm's assets."
The trustee had recently sent letters to a number of investors asking them to return a total of $735 million in funds withdrawn over the past six years -- the legal limit for how far back the court can go in a fraud case. In a way, it makes sense to limit the demands for funds to people who made money: If you invested $10 million with Madoff and withdrew $8 million, why should you have to send money in to the trustee to take your chances in the bankruptcy court?
Continue reading Madoff losers won't have to return withdrawals
Posted Apr 22nd 2009 5:15PM by Andrea Chalupa (RSS feed)

Will financial reporting ever have a Woodward and Bernstein, the two metro desk Washington Post reporters who broke the Watergate Scandal? After attending last night's panel on Financial Journalism Under Fire: Did We Do Our Job?, hosted by the New York Financial Writers Association, the answer is clear: no. (Changes may and should happen, and I'll touch on a few of those).
I have a theory that if you took a psychological assessment of a sports writer, a political reporter, and a financial writer to see who was the most cynical, the answer would most definitely be the financial writer. They're reporting on an industry ruled by greed and people who make more money in a year than they'll see in a lifetime. The system is just too large, too shady, and too encouraged to be bad in the name of profits (deregulated) that reporting on any of this would be best reserved for some hippie outlet like Mother Jones, not the respectable Wall Street Journal. Big scoops in finance usually involve mergers and acquisitions, company and exec failures -- going after anything else is cute idealism. (In fact, someone last night compared it to steroids and baseball -- you don't want to know where those home runs are coming from, you just want to enjoy the game).
Continue reading Financial media mourns its Pulitzer
Posted Mar 30th 2009 3:00PM by Zac Bissonnette (RSS feed)
Filed under: Scandals

Topps' 2009 Allen & Ginter baseball card set will include the usual mix of all-stars and utility players, with a special twist: Fraudsters like Bernie Madoff, Charles Ponzi and Enron will also be inserted in some packs as part of the "World's Biggest Hoaxes, Hoodwinks & Bamboozles" subset.
No word yet on whether Alex Rodriguez will be in the set as a regular baseball player or as a fraudster.
Continue reading Bernie Madoff baseball cards?
Posted Mar 29th 2009 11:05AM by Peter Cohan (RSS feed)
Filed under: Politics, Financial Crisis
The newspapers are looking ahead to this Tuesday's G-20 summit in London. Since the leaders who show up there represent countries that control 80% of the world's economy, it could be an important meeting. If you live in the U.K. or U.S., your leaders will be attacked by those in other countries who believe that they should not be asked to bail out the errors of Anglo-American capitalism. Beyond that, little of substance is likely to be accomplished.
However, in an alternative universe, the G-20 meeting might actually accomplish something. Specifically, it could get agreement on six principles on which to rebuild American capitalism. Here's what I think those would be:
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Grow through technology-based innovation. The United States used to be admired around the world for its ability to create new industries. In the 1990s, an Asian government wanted to emulate our success and asked me to discuss how the United States turns innovation into economic growth. Unfortunately, since 2000 our ability to take brilliant ideas from our top universities and turn them into venture-backed companies that sell their shares to the public to fuel the creation of new industries has largely been broken. If there is to be growth, it should come from reviving this process.
Continue reading Six principles for saving American capitalism
Posted Feb 17th 2009 5:00PM by Zac Bissonnette (RSS feed)
Filed under: Scandals
If you lost money with Bernie Madoff -- or are watching one of your favorite charities suffer because of his perfidy -- then
ModelWorkshas a
toy for you.The "Smash-Me-Bernie" doll features Madoff in a devil-red suit carrying a pitchfork, and even comes with a hammer to help you smash him. The doll is making its debut at New York City's Toy Fair and when it's available to the public, will retail for $99.95.
You can watch some clips of the doll in the video below. It seems a little expensive for a recession toy -- I'd prefer a good-old fashioned Raggedy Fuld or Raggedy Bernie doll.
Continue reading Do you need a $100 dollar Bernie Madoff doll?
Posted Jan 26th 2009 2:30PM by Zac Bissonnette (RSS feed)
Filed under: Law, Scandals
Bernard Madoff has claimed another high-profile victim.
A lawyer for Zsa Zsa Gabor
tells (subscription required)
The Wall Street Journal that the actress and socialite may have lost as much as $10 million investing with Madoff.
The money is believed to have been invested through a third-party money manager, and the missing funds were just noticed by her husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt. Forensic accountants have been brought in to try to figure out what happened.
The Prince is Gabor's eigth husband, but they've been together since 1986.
What will Zsa Zsa do about the
schtunk who stole her money? Reuters
reports that she isn't taking it well, but who can blame her? I propose that Madoff be tied to a chair where Gabor can
slap him silly in a pay-per-view event to raise money for his victims.
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