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Barry Bonds' baseball: What's it really worth?

Yesterday Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants broke baseball's most hallowed record, the career home run mark held for the last 80+ years by only two people; Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron. When the dust cleared from the scramble for the ball, Matt Murphy, a 22-year-old from Queens, New York, was holding the prize. The value of Bonds' home run ball is estimated at $400,000 and up.

The value to me: $0. He, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire and the other steroid sluggers have given the grand old game a black eye that taints every player's accomplishments.

If someone is dumb enough to fork over big bucks for this tainted trophy, I'd like to offer them a selection of other treasures, such as --
  • Ken Lay's Bible
  • Floyd Landis' pee cup
  • Rosie Ruiz's running shoes
  • Uri Geller's spoon
  • Frank Abagnale's pilot wings
  • Milli Vanilli's musical charts
  • Jayson Blair's chair from the NYT
And a share in a surefire scheme I have cooking with this guy in Nigeria who has to move some money out of the country discretely.

On second thought, perhaps the ball should be given back to Mr. Steroid. Then he'd at least have one larger than a peanut.

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Last updated: November 14, 2009: 12:00 PM

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