R. Allen Stanford, accused Ponzi schemer, is about to get a new home. Following a fight at Joe Corley Detention Facility just north of Houston, Tex., a judge has ordered that he be moved to a facility in downtown Houston.

The order doesn't seem to be linked to the altercation that occurred last Thursday. Rather, it's to facilitate Stanford's meetings with his court-appointed attorney, Kent Schaffer.

The world's most famous rogue trader is about to have his encounter with the criminal justice system. Jerome Kerviel, made famous by transactions he made while a trader at Societe Generale, will go to trial.

He's been charged with forgery, breach of trust and unauthorized computer use. If the French legal system finds him guilty, he could spend up to five years in prison and face a fine of up to €375,000.

Kerviel allegedly made unauthorized trades that cost SocGen more than €5 billion. The losses -- and underlying activity -- came to light in January 2008 as one of the largest trading losses ever to be sustained.

Hedge fund manager Michael Regan has pleaded guilty to running a Ponzi scheme. Manager of the Massachusetts-based River Stream Fund, he admitted to defrauding around 70 investors. The fund held just shy of $20 million in assets ... despite the relatively meager $101,600 sitting in its accounts. The fund purported to return 20 percent a year since 2001, paying out $9 million in "profits" and returned capital.

Universal Express certainly wasn't the biggest promotional pump and dump of all time, but it's definitely one of the most brazen. Much of former CEO Richard Altomare's looting of shareholders through the sale of unregistered securities took place after the SEC had told him to stop and ordered him to resign as CEO. Then there was the company's crusade against the evil naked short sellers, its acquisition of the Jackson family memorabilia collection, and the seemingly endless press releases.

A federal judge called Altomare a "repeated and remorseless" violator of the securities laws.

The New York Times' Floyd Norris has been covering this travesty, as has Gary Weiss.

Norris offers some interesting tidbits from the latest receiver's report:

From April 2006 to May 2007 - the latter date after the judge had ordered him to stop running the company - Mr. Altomare had the company spend $558,900 at a retail jewelry store in Boca Raton, Fla. In October, he pawned the jewelry for $500,000 ...

In July - after my column, and after the Securities and Exchange Commission asked a judge to hold him in contempt for failing to obey the earlier order - Universal Express paid $30,000 "to cover Altomare's marker at the Wynn Las Vegas," a casino.

Oh, and Mr. Altomare may have absconded with unreleased Jackson family master tapes.

But amazingly, the naked short selling conspiracy theory Kool-Aid drinkers will not be dissuaded from their belief that Universal Express was the victim of a concerted campaign involving the SEC to destroy the company for blowing the whistle on naked short selling. Check out this comical post from InvestorsHub.

Ya know those books from Playboy that are so good you can't put them down until you finish?

Great Business Disasters: Swindlers, Bunglers and Frauds in American Industry, edited by Isadore Barmash and published by the Playboy Press, is just that kind of book. I would actually say that it's the most interesting book of business history I've ever encountered. And it's out of print.

Great Business Disasters is an anthology of some of the best financial journalism of the era, with a special focus on longer pieces covering frauds and mess-ups. We get a piece by John Brooks (author of the also-excellent Once in Golconda) on the infamous Ford Edsel and a fascinating piece by a very young Andrew Tobias on the National Student Marketing fiasco, who worked as a marketing director for the company.

There are a total of 15 accounts of some of the greatest and most infamous mess-ups in business history. Some of these are more obscure but still fascinating, and you're unlikely to find out about them outside of this book.

Reading Great Business Disasters, I couldn't help but lament the fact that this sort of long-form journalism is dying. Only a few great writers -- Gary Weiss and Herb Greenberg come to mind -- are carrying on this art. With Rupert Murdoch having complained that he finds The Wall Street Journal's feature stories too long, this situation seems likely to get worse.

Someone really needs to get the rights to this book and put it back in print -- It could be updated with some of The Wall Street Journal's accounts of the Enron blow-up and, of course, my coverage of Usana Health Sciences (Kidding...). Fortunately, the book is still available. Here are some places to get it used:

• On eBay
• AbeBooks
• Amazon.com (As low as a penny!)

Yesterday Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants broke baseball's most hallowed record, the career home run mark held for the last 80+ years by only two people; Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron. When the dust cleared from the scramble for the ball, Matt Murphy, a 22-year-old from Queens, New York, was holding the prize. The value of Bonds' home run ball is estimated at $400,000 and up.

The value to me: $0. He, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire and the other steroid sluggers have given the grand old game a black eye that taints every player's accomplishments.

If someone is dumb enough to fork over big bucks for this tainted trophy, I'd like to offer them a selection of other treasures, such as --

• Ken Lay's Bible
• Floyd Landis' pee cup
• Rosie Ruiz's running shoes
• Uri Geller's spoon
• Frank Abagnale's pilot wings
• Milli Vanilli's musical charts
• Jayson Blair's chair from the NYT

And a share in a surefire scheme I have cooking with this guy in Nigeria who has to move some money out of the country discretely.

On second thought, perhaps the ball should be given back to Mr. Steroid. Then he'd at least have one larger than a peanut.

I came across an interesting music video from Nigeria today. It's the popular (in Nigeria) hit "I go chop your dollars, " by Nkem Owoh. You can see the video here. It's an ode to the Nigerian email scam, which for those of you who haven't received the email (2 or 3 show up in my spam box every day), involves receiving an email from someone purporting to be the beneficiary of a large inheritance who would like to share some of it with you -- if you can advance them a few thousands dollars so that they can secure the money. Of course, the unwitting victims send in the money and never receive a dime. You can read more about it on ExpertLaw.

The scam has become one of the largest industries in Nigeria, with the government only recently ramping up efforts to crack down on it. Victims include widows and several churches have gone broke with the scam. Many of the fraudsters rationalize defrauding Americans by seeing the scam as their way of "stickin' it to the man," in a country that is rife with anti-American sentiment. The music video provides interesting insight into a culture where scamming Americans is glorified in some circles. Of course, people involved in the scam represent only a small fraction of the country, and most Nigerians are honest hard-working people. But it is certainly interesting that an artist was able to have a hit song with such a message.