Nobody -- and I mean nobody -- has been secure over the past year and a half as the recession has touched every leader in every organization in every country. Does 'every' sound a bit extreme? Well, the latest news out of North Korea warrants it. The top dog over at North Korea's secret treasury, Kim Dong Un, has been bounced, according to South Korea's Yonhap news agency.

North Korea's secret treasury, also known as Room 39, is one of the most secretive organizations in the most secretive country in the world. Its purpose is to bring foreign currency into a country whose own paper is of no value to anyone but coin collectors. Rumors abound as to how Room 39 actually accomplishes this, including forgery, drug trade and weapons trafficking among the means used.

Even though the regime has loosened some of the restrictions on currency exchange, inflation is still skyrocketing in North Korea. The government recently announced that it was moving to a new currency, and that the swap would involve a limit on how much could be traded. As a result, personal wealth was being consciously constrained, which led to the open questioning of the regime, defiance and rioting in some cases, and even a rare instance of flexibility among Kim Jong Il's subordinate decision makers.

Reports from inside the isolated communist state suggest that food shortages and price inflation have resulted from the new monetary policy, exacerbating a difficult situation with which the country already had to cope.

It took two dead and a few weeks for Kim Jong Il to realize that using a currency exchange to cap wealth was probably a bad idea. Earlier this month, the North Korean leader announced a currency revaluation – without giving any warning. Paired with a currency exchange, citizens of the most isolated country on the planet would not be allowed to swap more than $40 of the old bills for the new. So, even the (relatively) wealthy would be left with $40 and piles of worthless paper.

The response was surprisingly negative. And, the fact that there was a response was surprising. Normally, the regime does a solid job of preventing any significant visible disagreement. This time around, the situation was different. The country, hit hard by famines, power shortages and profoundly depressed morale, voiced its displeasure with the decision. A riot broke out in one city, leaving two killed.

The timing couldn't have been worse. Just as a U.S. envoy arrived in North Korea to meet with the reclusive regime's officials, protests and violence are reported to have erupted. The country is reacting to a new currency issue that is being used to seize most of the citizens' money and savings.

On November 30, 2009, the regime announced that it would issue new currency and cap the amount that could be exchanged at the equivalent of $40. This effectively rendered the money held privately worthless.

North Koreans don't need DVR technology any more. The most important purpose of these devices -- to fast forward through commercials -- no longer applies, now that the reclusive Communist state has banned television commercials from the airwaves.

According to the Yonhap news agency, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was upset when he saw commercials showing up on Korean Central Television in early July. The report quotes a source close to Kim as saying the ruler's response to the ad was: "What is this? That kind of rubbish appeared when China started reforms and openness." He was obviously pissed and hasn't been open to suggestions that he follow China's lead in embracing a limited form of capitalism.

Start screaming crazier and crazier edicts and pronouncements if you want to be a tyrant these days. If you have any doubts about this, read a few of the gems that have escaped from the lips of North Korean President Kim Jong Il, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. I emphasize their first names because they make everything so personal and we see and hear them so often that I feel like they must want to be friends in some perverse way.

Hugo has called President Bush the devil during a worthless diatribe to the United Nations, and Kim has threatened the United States, Japan, South Korea, and anyone else that questions his tyrannical, ego-maniacal nuclear ambitions. However, you will note he has not threatened China. This I point out as evidence that he may appear crazy, but he is not stupid!

Mahmoud, on the other hand, has threatened only a third of the world including, with no lack of emphasis, Israel. He has stated Iran has no compunctions about losing 250,000 of its own people in the process of a first strike. However, the fact that Israel has second strike capability and the figure could reach 25 million people has not made it into any of his speeches. The latter figure no doubt might test the limits of his list of willing martyrs.

While there is an outside chance that this is all bluster, I can assure you (having started this story while traveling in Jerusalem) that the Israelis are taking these comments very seriously and are not likely to sit around doing nothing forever. While the idea of Israel striking first would not be unprecedented, it would also raise the stakes in what would be the scariest of bad-boy games.

If Mahmoud backs the Israelis into a corner... well that might be the all time dumbest stunt ever and could be the opening scene for Jackass 3. My perception is that Mahmoud will continue to threaten with the intent of keeping his enemies and rivals off balance and unfortunately might guess wrong about the edge of sanity (never mind wisdom, we long ago passed that mark), where he appears to teeter back and forth.

Patience, patience, this story is about economics...