We received this completely unfounded rumor in our tip line. I hardly knew whether to laugh or weep at the elegance. [
Update: as far as we know, it's not based on anything but speculations; it was posted on an
AOL message board and also sent to us. It immediately charmed us with its perfect solutions to a raft of divergent problems.]
You see, seven years ago, Warren Buffett visited Wharton, where I was getting my MBA. Buffett attended, but didn't graduate from Wharton, and occasionally returns for a speech. This was a doozy and I (with my best finance geek buddies, hi Jaime!) stood in line for hours for the much-coveted seats.
When he opened the floor for questions, I jumped at the chance, and asked him about his succession plans; both he and his partner and buddy, Charlie Munger, were getting on in years. He joked about the fact that he was coming to Wharton to scope out candidates. I said, "I'd love to!" and the audience, and Buffett, laughed. I almost fainted from the brush with greatness. He said something about living forever, and that was that.
Then last week, I wrote a post
wondering if Meg Whitman was about to move on, having accomplished so much as CEO of eBay.
Had she outstayed her welcome? I mused. About the same time, Buffett announced in his annual meeting that he might be spending a large chunk of cash -- $13 billion -- on a long shot and
everyone wondered what it might be.
Why not eBay?