A few weeks ago the US government slapped import duties on Chinese manufactured tires. China shot back by launching and investigation through the World Trade Organization (WTO) of US car exports to China.

Now we have round two. The US has imposed import duties of up to 99% on $2.6 billion dollars of Chinese pipe imports.

The ruling is temporary, however, US Customs will start collecting cash or bond deposits on imports. A final ruling will be made in March. Meanwhile, President Obama plans his first visit to China within a few weeks.

I was captivated when I read in yesterday's Wall Street Journal [subscription] that the Chinese government, in response to a growing pork shortage brought about by the country's growing prosperity, was considering tapping into its STRATEGIC PORK RESERVE. Really. Apparently, it has stockpiled frozen pork as well as pigs on the hoof against the day meat prices skyrocket.

After I quit giggling over the image, I began to wonder if our government was doing enough to protect us from similar shortfalls. I know, of course, about our huge strategic petroleum reserve, sufficient to fuel every SUV in the country for a dozen trips to Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT). But petroleum isn't our only essential resource. Do we have a strategic beer reserve? A strategic disposable diaper reserve? And how about our supply of Starbucks (NASDAQ: SBUX) coffee? Can you imagine the riots if our supply of French roast is cut off for even a day? Don't threaten my freakin' coffee!

Of course, we aren't alone in the world in our dependence on life's essentials. One would think that Norway would have a substantial Strategic Herring Reserve. And where would Italy be without a Strategic Olive Oil and Garlic Supply? I'd guess Monaco has thousands of extra cases of Taittinger put aside, while the Saudis stockpile extra wives. Closer to home, you'd think Canada would stockpile pucks, Mexico tortillas.

If you want to take a flyer that the Chinese pork shortage might force them to shop internationally, you might look at leading U.S. pork producer Smithfield Foods (NYSE: SFD), which is taking over another large producer, Premium Standard.

I have no recommendations for plays in a puck shortage.