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Former Latin students of the world:
Salvete! I have good news!
No, your Latin teacher didn't actually give herself a lethal
paper cut on your shoddy translation of Virgil's Aeneid. And, no, your local school board didn't
finally decide that Latin was, in fact, "dead enough" to give up on trying to teach it.
But it's
almost as good. Earlier today, Warner Bros. movie studio, a unit of Time Warner, announced plans to remake the old
Latin class stand-by Clash of the Titans. The original
feature film, which follows the codpiece-wearing hero, Perseus, as
he fights monsters and Medusa, to save the beautiful Princess Andromeda. Andromeda, in typical princess style, spends
most of the movie chained up to a rock, waiting to be rescued by the divinely chartered hero.
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