As I wrote earlier, Anheuser-Busch (NYSE:BUD) is revising its marketing of its core brands to give them a bit of the flavor of the increasingly-popular boutique beers. I thought this might be good time to suggest it reads over the list of great slogans before setting out to craft its own. Ready?

• Toohey's: How do you feel? I feel like a Toohey's.
• Labatt's: If I wanted water, I would have asked for water.
• St. Pauli Girl: You never forget your first girl.
• Courage: It's what your right arm's for.
• Bad Frog: The beer so good it's bad.
• Castlemaine XXXX: Australians wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else.
• Hemeling: Give him a right good Hemeling tonight.
• Boddingtons: It's a bit gorgeous.
• Asgaard: Asgaard. Cheers to the Vikings!
• Guinness Irish Stout: Out of the darkness comes light.
• Kronenbourg 1664 Lager: 1664. A Good Year for Beer.
• Guinness: I feel like a Guinness. I wish you were.
• Miller: No matter what what's-his-name says, I'm the prettiest and Lite's the greatest

Thanks to the database of slogans.

According to Wired Magazine, NASA has finally come to realize that what you say is more important than what you do. Therefore, it has asked the hive mind (the U.S. public) to suggest a new slogan to replace its bland current one, "Explore. Discover. Understand."

Among those that come to my mind are:

• Went to the Moon, invented Tang. For Mars, who knows?
• Weightless sex. Open up your wallets and make it happen.
• Earth -- we're outta here!
• From the increasingly dirty blue marble all the way to the stars!
• One small step for man, one huge debt for mankind.
• NASA: We can see your house from here.
• Look up, look down -- do you see any insulation all around?
• We play with Mercury.
• We go long.
• We decide which way's up.
• Now offering development property with out of this world views!

Add your inspirations! The best suggestion (as judged by me an impartial, anonymous judge) will receive a free space pen that writes upside down!