Forget about taxi drivers, muggers, Christo installations,
and/or Matt Lauer. There's a new reason to avoid New
York: Broadway's newest vampire musical.
"Lestat" -- which has been uniformly savaged by the
Washington Post, the New York Times and even the mighty Star-Ledger of Newark, New Jersey
-- was supposed to be Warner Brothers' challenge to Disney's
many successes in the Broadway musicals ("The Lion King," "Tarzan," "Aida" and
others).
Coming in on the heels of two other failed vampire musicals -- "Dance of the
Vampires" (2002) and "Dracula, the Musical" (2004) -- "Lestat" is based on Anne
Rice's vampire novels, and it boasts otherworldly powers that would make the undead blush: a
reported bankroll of up to $12 million and songwriting by Elton John.
Unfortunately, neither deep
pockets nor the powerhouse behind "Crocodile Rock" could help. Ben Brantley, in the New York Times, called
it a "musical sleeping pill" ... and his review was charitable by comparison.
"I vant to
suck your blood" is a line for old-school vampires. "I vant to suck the life out of this
production" is apparently how the new generation of vampires rolls.