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Time Warner: down at the bell

Posted Apr 26th 2006 4:37PM by Anne Metz (RSS feed)
Filed under: After the Bell, Time Warner (TWX)

At the closing bell, Time Warner was down slightly from its opening price.

The stock opened today at 16.90 and closed at 16.89, which yielded an overall -0.01 net change, which equates to a -0.06% change.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? A net change of -0.01?

You know, that figure sort of reminds me of high school wrestlers. You know the ones I’m talking about -- those creepy guys who spent the entirety of history class spitting into a Snapple bottle to “cut weight” before the match.

So, at the end of the day, I’ll say to you, Time Warner, what I always said to those wrestlers: Quit with the spitting because you’re grossing me out. No one notices a -0.06% change, anyway!